December 2011
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
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God I have a bone to pick with you
apparently wanting my mother’s happiness is too much
of the people in the world, she’s one of the ones that deserves to be happy
Why do things go so good then turn so sour pretty much out of nowhere when I feel like I have a family and mom is so happy with it
I don’t want her to be alone when I leave eventually
Especially now that her second blood test also came back positive...
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>change wallpaper to the “to the window to the wall” one from my last post
man i can’t wait for mom to turn on the laptop in the morning and see that
its like her theme song anyway
I'm a fucking genius
almond and brandy cupcakes are a go, approved of me, mother, and mom’s bf
yes.
i am baking queen
now lets see how coconut rum icing tastes with it
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Welp there go the rum cupcakes idea
>Go to bake rum cupcakes
>barely any rum left, ps its super weak it shoulda been bacardi coco rum weh
>have plenty of brandy to experiment with
welp time to see what happens when i use a cup of brandy instead of a cup of milk
almond and brandy cupcakes? LETS FIND OUT HOW THIS WORKS
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relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
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shitloadofsquirrels asked: Hey Dobbins~! I sent you that sweet happy Christmas message yesterday!
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Skyrim update
had to take a break
too much skyrim within a span of less than 24 hours.
>became werewolf before lvl 4
>level 8 or 9 already
>horses truely do not give a fuck
>neither do mammoths when you help them kill a dragon welp
>lydia is a dumb fuck
>fav weapon is war axe
>i like yelling at bunny rabbits and watching them fly
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Anonymous asked: Dobbins~! This is a super secret santa message! Even though we've only met fairly recently, I think you're a great friend and a really cool person and I really want to hang out with you more~!
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merry christmas eve tumblr
i get to open my presents in 20 hours and i know that at least two of them are revelations and skyrim…
so in 20 hours you no longer hear from me i have died and become a dragonborn. have a song to commemorate the occasion.
dashing through the snow
on a one horse open sleigh
over hills we go
FUS RO DAH ALL THE WAY
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fuck you ‘chancellor’
i was found innocent i even brought that girl back her kitten
saying im to be executed fuq u
first imma fuq your dragon tank
then imma ruin your shit
and pee on everything you love
I am the best daughter a mother can ask for
due to unforseen circumstances, my mom’s xmas present of perfume that she’s running out of will be late, but like a good daughter i wanted her to open SOMETHING on christmas eve (we’re all opening them on christmas eve on mom’s order’s because she’s mom ROFL)
soooo i decided to do something very special for her since it is christmas after all.
a voucher that...
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